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A long time ago I decided to get a little go-cart and was determined to display my dominance in the sport of racing. I had a red car that went pretty fast, but I had a lot of competition. I entered a big race called the Star Cup, and it included racing on some of the most dangerous racing tracks ever known to man. I had a lot of competition behind me, including some Italian folk, a princess, a giant monkey, an evil turtle, and even a friendly dinosaur. Each lap was super intense and somewhat violent. I was hit with many turtle shells that sent my car flipping through the air, but being as determined as I was, I carried on. I slipped on some banana peels, was struck by lightning, and was put into many other life threatening situations. After racing around the rim of an active volcano, I was in first place for the Cup. For the last leg of the race, we found ourselves in space on this amazing, trippy looking track called Rainbow Road. I flew through the air, wrecked all of my opponents like a champion, I was shooting people with deadly turtle shells like it was my job, along with flattening those in front of me after I struck them with lightning. It was rough out there, but I fought through it and ended up being the first champion ever of the Star Cup. I then went home to seduce Princess Peach to celebrate my victory.